SOME OF YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE HIGH-OCTANE TRUTH. – Rants

By Peter M. DeLorenzo 

Detroit. It’s Car Display week right here in the Motor Metropolis. Yes, you study that correctly. Just after two-and-one-50 percent years of postponements, false begins and navel-gazing queries as to “what is it all about?” the Detroit Automobile Present, these kinds of as it is, is slated to start off with a media day on Wednesday (this week’s publication date – WG). 

Basically, this “media day” is a misnomer, mainly because what employed to be two jam-packed days of media push conferences, solution rollouts and heavily orchestrated and, in some cases, excruciating executive pontificating, has been reduced to a half-assed facsimile of what used to be.

Oh positive, there are outside displays, and tightly managed “ride and drives” in and all over Huntington Spot (formerly identified as Cobo Hall), but the truth is that what was as soon as a right international car demonstrate stuffed with very important new products reveals has now been reduced to a hometown retail show, the place the countless numbers of people who are both immediately or indirectly concerned in the auto market in this location can go and revel in the fruits of their labor and say one thing like, “We did the decrease front valance on the new Mustang.”

It’s no significant revelation that the COVID pandemic fundamentally destroyed the automobile show design. It upended the car exhibit calendar and hastened its demise by placing the total circus on a practice to Oblivion, which is one particular prevent previous Out of date Station. 

Is this the Detroit Display organizers’ fault? Not in the least. These people today are battling mightily to make the Detroit Car Show suitable and an automobile-themed destination for loved ones amusement. A large effort is currently being made – supported by the community media – to make the clearly show desirable yet again. But the reality is that the plot has been lost and the absence of the Detroit Car Exhibit has not made hearts increase fonder. Instead it has planted an too much to handle feeling of ennui, which has permeated the collective consciousness of the individuals who utilised to give a damn.

Of course, the times have altered. The auto suppliers have recognized that the collective hundreds of hundreds of thousands of bucks they made use of to shell out on auto exhibits was a giant squander of cash. Vehicle demonstrates have been replaced by targeted products rollouts to what passes for the automotive media, alleged social media “influencers” and well-heeled clientele who can distribute the word much much more competently and essentially, instantaneously. 

It does not aid that the retail auto industry has inexorably adjusted as well. Persons never shop at dealers any more the unlimited provide chain problems have place compensated to that quaint idea. Now, it’s spec-out an order for a motor vehicle and wait around or hope another person on a checklist to get a car cancels and creates an open slot. 

Wait a minute, would not that make the Detroit Auto Show extra desirable? In fact, no. People today are utilised to observing every little thing and something to do with new and upcoming autos on the World-wide-web. Right now. There is no secret or attract any longer, no ready with anticipation for the dealers to clear away the paper covering up the showroom home windows like historical moments. People today now know what’s coming a yr or extra in progress down to the very last depth, it is just the way matters are performed these days. And other than, people today all-around below are conscious of automobiles from all of the manufacturers effectively just before everybody else. We see prototypes on the street all the time, many years in advance far too. 

Is there everything heading on at the “new” Detroit Automobile Clearly show? The only reveal of be aware in Detroit will be Ford’s expose of the last ICE Mustang, Wednesday night time. Is this party plenty of to give the Detroit Vehicle Display believability or desirability? No. It’s akin to the Detroit Lions keeping “family” day. You generally know what’s going to transpire – with a couple wrinkles thrown in for the sake of “new” – but we have all been there and completed that right before, have not we?

This column will be a bitter pill for some, but reality has a way of finding in the way. The Superior-Octane Truth is that the Detroit Auto Clearly show is useless, no subject what variety it requires. And what is going on in its put this week will be a a single strike wonder. There’s just not plenty of “buzz” to maintain items beyond this calendar year. 

Oh, and 1 far more matter. I refuse to sit by and enable brands make synthetic sounds for their EVs and simply call it “good” or satisfactory. Stellantis is touting the artificially-made muscle audio emanating from its new Charger EV prototype as a thing that is reliable and fascinating. But that is Unmitigated Bush League Bullshit. Electronic-produced and projected audio – no issue how enhanced – is the quintessential definition of synthetic phoniness. There is absolutely nothing “authentic” about it and there is no “there” there. The Superior-Octane Real truth is that it is flat-out silly, no make a difference how it is presented. And it’s the most depressing growth to hit this enterprise in a extensive, extensive time.

There you have it. Two wildly unpopular matters this 7 days. 

The Superior-Octane Truth of the matter has never been convenient, always experience-great well-known, or for the faint of coronary heart. 

And that’s the Significant-Octane Reality for this week.

Even if some of you can’t manage it.

You Can’t Tackle The Reality” – A Couple Fantastic Adult men.

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